Drink Responsibly
We are not responsible for your bad choices - but we can help you avoid them. This page is the serious one. Read it once; it makes every other page on this site more fun.
The golden rules
- Know your limit and stay under it. Games compress drinking into a short window - a "light" game can add up faster than a normal night at the bar.
- A drink means a sip. Any table that treats every penalty as a chug is playing wrong. Big penalties (finish your drink) should be rare, and always swappable.
- Nobody ever has to drink. The universal out: take the dare, answer the question, or just say "I'm good." A good table never pushes. Anyone pressuring people to drink loses their turn - forever.
- Eat first, water always. A real meal before playing and a glass of water every few rounds changes the entire trajectory of your night.
- Count your drinks, not your points. Standard drinks add up quietly during games. Roughly: one 12 oz beer = one 5 oz wine = one 1.5 oz shot.
- Never drink and drive. Ever. Sort the ride home before the first card is drawn.
- Age matters: drinking games are for people of legal drinking age where they live (21+ in the US).
Pacing by game intensity
Every game page shows an intensity meter from 1 to 5. Use it to plan your night.
Save the heavy games for early
Treat 4s and 5s - like Power Hour, Edward Fortyhands and the Beer Mile - as one-per-night events. Play them early, with food in your stomach, and with the light-beer version as the default.
Mix in low-intensity breaks
Alternate heavy games with talking games like Never Have I Ever or Would You Rather to give everyone's pace a break. A night is a marathon, not a sprint.
Look after each other
Know the signs that someone is past fun: confusion, stumbling, vomiting, or drowsiness they can't shake. Stop their game, give them water, keep them on their side if lying down, and stay with them.
If someone can't be woken, breathes slowly or irregularly, or has cold, clammy, bluish skin - call emergency services immediately (911 in the US). Alcohol poisoning is a medical emergency, and being the friend who called is always the right move.
Play without alcohol
Every game on this site works alcohol-free - water, soda, juice, points, push-ups or dares all slot straight into the rules. Our sober-friendly guide converts the most popular games, and honestly, some are funnier that way.
If drinking stops being fun
If you or someone you know is struggling with alcohol, free confidential help exists: in the US, the SAMHSA National Helpline at 1-800-662-4357 (24/7), or find local support at aa.org. No judgment here - just take care of yourself.