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Four laps, four beers - the people's endurance event.
Also known as: Chug Run
The Beer Mile is the people's endurance event: four beers, four laps of a track, alternating chug and quarter-mile from the gun to the finish line. Chug a full beer in the designated zone, run 400 meters, return, chug again - Repeat until you've drunk four and run a mile. It sounds like a joke until about lap two, when the true opponent reveals itself: not your legs or your liver, but the carbonation staging a rebellion in your stomach.
Unlike most games on this site, the Beer Mile is an actual sport with an actual rulebook, sanctioned races, and world records that elite runners genuinely train for - The best on earth run it in around four and a half minutes, which is absurd. For everyone else, it's a bucket-list challenge best treated like a fun run: a small group, a track or field, a timekeeper, and the humbling discovery of what 'beer legs' means. Respect it and it's a riot.
Line up four beers per runner in the chug zone, names on cans, tabs unopened - Beers are opened in the zone, not before. The race director confirms everyone's cans and reviews the rules aloud: full beer before each lap, all drinking inside the zone, tipped-can checks at the end. Amateurs, hear this: substituting light beer or running a two-beer half-mile is not cheating, it's wisdom.
On 'go,' crack your first beer and drink it standing in the chug zone. The first one is deceptively easy - Cold, fresh enthusiasm, cocky pace. Tip the empty over your head per tradition (a few drops means done; more means finish it), drop it in your bin, and go. Resist sprinting out of the zone like a champion. You are not a champion yet. You are on lap one.
Settle into a controlled rhythm around the 400 - This is where races are won and stomachs are lost. The carbonation you just swallowed has opinions about bouncing, so shorter strides and steady breathing beat heroic surges. Elite beer milers train burp-while-running techniques; amateurs should simply slow down. Arrive back at the chug zone composed, not gasping, because you cannot chug while gasping.
Beers two and three are the heart of the race, and they are not like beer one. The liquid is warmer, your stomach is fuller, and the chug takes twice as long while everyone watches. This is the famous wall. Take the time you need in the zone - Rushing a chug and losing it costs a penalty lap anyway. Walk portions of the lap freely; finishing is the achievement.
Beer four is a negotiation and lap four is a victory parade, however slow. Runners who feel genuinely sick should stop - Tapping out mid-race is completely respectable and the race director should say so loudly and often. Those still moving cross the line to whatever applause the group can muster. Record times, but celebrate finishes; in amateur beer miling, upright is the podium.
The race director checks empties - The traditional over-the-head tip test - And assesses any penalty lap for excessive spillage before declaring results. Then the real protocol: water for everyone, food immediately, and a seated debrief where lap-two stories are exaggerated. Runners stay at the venue until sober arrangements carry them home. The group photo with the empties is mandatory; driving is not even a question.
Two beers, two laps - The smart on-ramp that most first-timers should choose. You get the full experience arc, including the surprising difficulty of chugging after running, at half the load. Groups often run the half as the main event with only the seasoned (and stubborn) attempting the full four-lap distance afterward. Nobody's memory of the day is worse for it.
Teams of four split the race: each runner chugs one beer and runs one lap before tagging the next teammate. Total team drinking equals one solo race spread across four bodies, making it dramatically safer and much louder - Relay exchanges in the chug zone are pure chaos. This is the right format for parties, Beer Olympics, and anyone who wants the spectacle without the wall.
The infamous NA edition: four sodas, four laps, same rules. Do not mistake this for the easy version - Carbonation and sugar make the soda mile legendarily uncomfortable in its own right, and finishing one earns real respect in running clubs. It's the standard way for designated drivers, minors-free-but-sober crowds, and training groups to join race day at full intensity.
Run it by the strict competitive rulebook: 12 oz cans at minimum 5% ABV, no shotgunning or wide-mouths, vomit equals a penalty lap, and full tip-test verification with an official recording splits per lap. This is the version with a genuine world-record culture attached - Bring a proper timer, publish your results to the group chat, and honor the craft.
A campus-festival format: quarter-cup pours instead of full beers, costumes mandatory, and prizes for style rather than speed. The race becomes a fun-run parade - Think fancy dress, team chants, and a finish-line judge scoring flair. All of the tradition and photography, a small fraction of the alcohol, and the version most likely to become an annual event your friends actually repeat.
The Beer Mile appears to have emerged from North American college running culture in the late 1980s, with Canadian and American track athletes formalizing the now-standard 'Kingston rules' - Four beers of at least 5% ABV, chugged before each lap. What began as a runners' in-joke evolved into a genuine competitive scene: standardized rulebooks, sanctioned championship races, and a world-record culture where elite times sit near the four-and-a-half-minute mark, a figure that continues to astonish both runners and drinkers.
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